fitblrs:  why does water cost more than soda
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How to piss off a Fitblr:
  • “No, I don’t eat fruit, I don’t want to get fat from all the sugar!”
  • “Yeah, she’s pretty, but her thighs touch…”
  • “I don’t lift weights. I’m not looking to get all bulky and mannish.”
  • “Oatmeal? Ew.”
  • “Water weight? But I haven’t had any water in, like, a week!”
  • “How’s that diet going? Have you cheated yet?”
  • “Oh my God, I totally binged last night. I had like THREE cookies.”
  • “Peanut butter? Aren’t you on a diet?”